In a dutch oven or stock pot on medium-high heat, brown ground beef (be sure to use 96% lean for E or FP) till pink is almost gone and then add the finely processed mushrooms and continue to cook until meat is cooked through and mushrooms are cooked down. Remove meat mixture to a colander to drain.
Place chopped onions and garlic in the pan and cook until onions are translucent.
Return meat mixture to the pan with the onions and garlic. Add all other ingredients EXCEPT for pasta and bring to a boil, then reduce heat to low, cover and simmer for 20 minutes, stirring occasionally. (If you are using konjac based noodles you can add them now and cook for the full remaining time.)
Stir in the pasta, cover and simmer on low for another 25 minutes. Remove from heat, discard bay leaves and serve.